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Post by Dazza79 Mon May 04, 2015 6:45 pm

What has happened to the world?

Dutch types becoming English Journo. What ever next opening having multiple sexual partners, legal brothels and legal weed?

Hang on that doesn't sound that bad

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Post by Hopmans Mon May 04, 2015 7:16 pm

And don't forget the cheese! Very Happy
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Post by Wingnut Mon May 04, 2015 7:27 pm

Get in dazz
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Post by Dazza79 Mon May 04, 2015 9:10 pm

Hopmans How is edam made?

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Post by Hopmans Mon May 04, 2015 9:21 pm

I believe they let the cows snort as much cocaine as they can possibly find before milking.

Yes that sounds about right...
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Post by Wingnut Mon May 04, 2015 9:26 pm

How do the cows find it?
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Post by Hopmans Mon May 04, 2015 9:38 pm

I don't know but i do know this is proper banta.
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Post by Wingnut Mon May 04, 2015 9:42 pm

I was just wondering because if they are particularly talented they could become police cows and hunt dealers

Cows working for pigs
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Post by Dazza79 Tue May 05, 2015 7:16 am

actually you put a mirror at the end of it

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Post by quind Tue May 05, 2015 8:29 am

Dazza79 wrote:Hopmans How is edam made?

Heat milk and water, add rennet. Remove curds, press, soak in heated whey, press, soak in brine, press and coat in paraffin (ideally it would seem with red dye). I'm told it's possible to have a more matured version which has some real flavour, but the gentle nutty taste with no strong smell is the preference for breakfast.

One warning here if you're ever given access to a cannon and wonder if it's possible to fire an Edam cannonball then from experience at the very least it's tricky and can make one hell of a mess. Better I would think to stick to using a trebuchet

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Post by Hopmans Tue May 05, 2015 11:25 am

Cheese isn't an offensive weapon! Use it for defense instead. Pour molten cheese over the castle walls when being charged. Works like a charm!
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Post by Dazza79 Wed May 06, 2015 7:16 pm

unless the attacks are there for a fondue party

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Post by Dazza79 Thu May 28, 2015 7:57 pm

I see this journo's productivity has dropped

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