Ban me now!!!

"Over the next few weeks myself and the other Admins will work on laying the ground rules down for this site"
Its been running for a while chief, do we really need to be spoon fed some ground rules?

"in order to try and have a harmonious community on the site."
BINGO!!!! Sorry, thought I was in a meeting at work and we were playing Bullsh*t Bingo again.

"This will include the banning system that I have devised"
Can you often be found sitting on a high backed chair, white cat on lap and spinning towards an entrance when some one walks in uttering the words "I've been waiting for you Mister Bond". Seriously, you sound like a sinister b*stard with this sentance. Oh no, wait, you simply sound like a jumped up twonk. Have you though about getting into politics?

Love and Kisses

Florida.

OK, I'll bite...

You what?

I think he's referring to the new 'Admin' rules being set out.

You know, the rules that we never needed before...

Correct Ted, I was commenting on the "Ground Rules" thread. I would have made my comment on the thread itself but they've locked it.

Who is the admin then? I haven't been around for a bit.

Have we had to ban a lot of people?

The admin is anonymous, for protection or whatever reason is given. It's all gone a bit too far imho.

No-one yet, I was threatened with a ban though...before I was told the rules...makes sense eh?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sorry I can't tell you the answer, if I make joke I get sent to gulag.

I'm all in favour of bans. The more the merrier.

If anyone fancies a chat and doesn't suppose I'll be in favour of banning them drop me a PM, possibly on BR as for reasons that aren't yet clear who knows who'll be banned here soon.

Is being banned from here really a punishment? It seems to me that it is equivalent to being locked out of a crack den so I would take it as a blessing. 

I know why I no longer visit here daily and I'm sure everyone else does too. I say we bring back Raggs!

What happened to Raggs? Has someone bumped him off?

Admin works in mysterious ways. Admin is aka Venger, for anyone who remembers Dungeon and Dragons

It was getting tricky being the admin for here and a GM, issues were getting dragged from one to the other. So I passed on the responsiblity of adminness, and made it anonymous so whoever it is doesn't have any pressure put on them directly.

If people are unhappy with this place, there is precedent, brengland.forumotion.com wasn't the first english offsite.

Quite, a new England offsite could rise from the ashes with a benevolent admin (within reason), or some bright spark might lit upon the idea of an offsite not affiliated to any particular nation.

No reason why we can't have both buddy. An England site without rules and an INTERNATIONAL site were various people can mingle and call each other arses in different languages. What could be better??

i want an english site with one rule..... dont be a vagina , banning periods are at the boss discretion and depend what mood/ how pissed or hungover he is

Yes wing has got this sorted

I AM THE ALL POWERFUL ADMINISTRATOR.
You are now all band. Don't mess with my unknown rules, for I am hangry.
Rule 1) don't talk about the site rules
Rule 2) don't talk about the site rules
Rule 3) banned for breaking the previous 2 rules.

wing wrote:dont be a vagina  

Does this mean there can't be any females on the offsite?

Interestingly, well I think so, our very language illustrates the misogyny in society when one considers just how many derogatory terms used as a standard exist for men and then for women.

Dazza79 wrote:

wing wrote:dont be a vagina  

Does this mean there can't be any females on the offsite?

It means I used a 4 letter word which was censored

Wing, I challenge you to pistols at dawn!

what caliber ? how many pistols ? dawn french?

You can have any number of pistols and whatever caliber your little heart desires.

Ok captain

wing wrote:

Dazza79 wrote:

wing wrote:dont be a vagina  

Does this mean there can't be any females on the offsite?

It means I used a 4 letter word which was censored

Ah got you now it makes it more clear as to what you meant