Random Stupid Question's

This is for any .... Random Stupid Questions any BR fans have which they are not sure about.

No question is too stupid as no rugby player is too clever.

I'll start to get things rolling.

Q. My fans are Euphoric but my attendance is down since the end of the last season? It makes no sense and my brain hurts.

Your fans are morons and cannot be trusted. I believe they are actually football fans as they're fickle Illegitimate love children. My guess would be your fans are out in full force but the opposition isn't stepping up. Play better quality opposition or opposition with happier fans and you'll pack your stadium again.

Your fans are euphoric because the season tickets that they had last season are no longer valid. Therefore they do not feel the need to come and watch the dire rugby that your team plays. They have more time to watch paint dry and are therefore euphoric

Or what Flozilla said

Thanks Basil, that explains it. I was going with the fans get a little excited come the end of the season but a lack of away fans would also explain it.

Next question?

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Q: What does it take to get your rucking stars up?

At first I thought maybe I was relying on forwards technique too much, so I trained up my backs in technique too. Didn't notice any difference. Then I tried getting some speedier backrow to see if they get to the breakdown quicker, still didn't work. I play aggressive all the time just to make up for it, but my rucking still is the weakest part of my team by far.

A. I will try answering with another question, what's your pack weight? No it's not that you have a heavy pack.

I'd guess then that rucking comes down to the forwards, weight/strength/technique and player aggression? Its possibly that the agility of the player tackled could help, (as in how he falls) but then so could speed and stamina of your forwards coming in to support. So in summary I don't have a clue, can we get a friggin hand over here?

To get your fecking stars up you need a decent alarm clock.

Flozilla wrote:To get your fecking stars up you need a decent alarm clock.

or the smell of bacon cooking.

rucking stars improve with stamina, technique, perhaps strength (though that may be the pressure gauge prior to the breakdown) and speed. other things which'll impact rucks that you can change are are mentals, intensity, discipline and exp. also worth considering HGA and the other team.

why is there an apostrophe in the thread title?

Someone probably doesn't know how to use the apostrophe.

Cheers guys. Maybe it's my attempt at a flawless team that's backfiring and my forwards are just too sissy

They are misinterpreting what you mean by Flawless - they think you mean that you don't want them playing the ball on the ground - a floorless performance

Haaaaaaaaaa floorless

Get 9 forwards that will help play one at 9 and teach him to play like some kind of a back

Train agility in your pack, tech in your backs and drift defend to increase turnover opportunities

wing wrote:Haaaaaaaaaa floorless

Get 9 forwards that will help play one at 9 and teach him to play like some kind of a back

Train agility in your pack,  tech in your backs and drift defend to increase turnover opportunities

how does drift create more turnovers?

Drift allows opposition to make more yards, thus increasing the chance of getting isolated and turned over

Basil wrote:why is there an apostrophe in the thread title?

Basil you make a fair point: But I read an article' the other day [saying how punctuation] is dead? Due to txt talk So; "I use it" Randomly- to balance/ it out. When (IT'S) not really needed except!!!!!! We use to many of them. Did I miss any out? Fercuk it have a # too, its like modern punctuation.